1 00:00:01,390 --> 00:00:07,930 Star Maker, take me and make me 2 00:00:07,930 --> 00:00:09,210 a star. 3 00:00:12,210 --> 00:00:18,470 Star Maker, Heartbreaker, show me who you are. 4 00:00:19,870 --> 00:00:23,030 Set my sails for fairy tales. 5 00:00:23,430 --> 00:00:26,350 Snow White never had it so good. 6 00:00:26,990 --> 00:00:28,470 There's a star. 7 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:37,700 This big appetite for hot night. 8 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:41,020 I can't seem to satisfy. 9 00:00:41,620 --> 00:00:45,400 This sensation just makes me. 10 00:02:29,710 --> 00:02:31,150 Who's the fairest one of all? 11 00:02:37,970 --> 00:02:39,750 I ask you a question. 12 00:02:40,570 --> 00:02:42,230 Who's the fairest one of all? 13 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:46,310 Hey, dummy. 14 00:02:46,370 --> 00:02:47,910 It's not even 8 o 'clock. 15 00:02:48,150 --> 00:02:50,830 You wake me up with that same bullshit question every morning. 16 00:02:59,630 --> 00:03:01,890 pussy out my face. I ain't in my coffee yet. 17 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:03,530 Goddamn. 18 00:03:04,790 --> 00:03:05,810 Come on out of there. 19 00:03:07,310 --> 00:03:10,650 If you're looking for some information, you gotta be giving up something. 20 00:03:13,290 --> 00:03:15,650 Do you think you're man enough to handle me this morning? 21 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:18,810 Shit. When I was a kid, I used to wet the bed. 22 00:03:19,290 --> 00:03:20,290 Everybody does. 23 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:21,670 Yeah, but not from the bathroom. 24 00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:24,210 Wow. 25 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,140 Ain't easy being a fantasy. 26 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:48,260 Once upon a time, there was a very sexy lady named Joyce. 27 00:03:48,740 --> 00:03:54,760 Her whole life has been a fairy tale, having real and imagined fantasies come 28 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:56,300 true with her friends. 29 00:03:56,910 --> 00:04:03,870 The Mirror Fantasy, Elmer Happy, Erin Grumpy and Lois Sneezy, just 30 00:04:03,870 --> 00:04:04,870 to name a few. 31 00:04:05,570 --> 00:04:10,630 She's an actress in the tinsel town of Hollywood and has the beauty and talent 32 00:04:10,630 --> 00:04:12,070 to be a movie star. 33 00:04:12,790 --> 00:04:17,370 Joyce is happy in the land of movie stars and the world of make -believe. 34 00:04:18,410 --> 00:04:24,490 She's in her own fantasy world, dreaming of that one big break that will make 35 00:04:24,490 --> 00:04:25,490 her a star. 36 00:04:26,510 --> 00:04:29,190 Hollywood is a city where dreams come true. 37 00:04:30,430 --> 00:04:34,890 Love wins out, and Joyce marries Dr. Leo White. 38 00:04:35,230 --> 00:04:40,890 All is well, except Joyce is a wee bit jealous of her beautiful stepdaughter, 39 00:04:41,170 --> 00:04:45,150 Snow. It seems that Snow occupied too much of Dr. 40 00:04:45,350 --> 00:04:48,810 White's time, and Joyce wants him all to herself. 41 00:04:49,870 --> 00:04:53,270 She's used to getting everything she wants. 42 00:04:54,600 --> 00:05:00,840 Though she's beautiful, Joyce has an uncontrollable fear that she isn't the 43 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:05,520 beautiful and feels there's too much competition with snow in the picture. 44 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:13,060 Joyce has a very large appetite for sex and fulfills her desires in the flesh 45 00:05:13,060 --> 00:05:15,260 and in her erotic fantasy. 46 00:05:25,219 --> 00:05:26,219 Thank you. 47 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,120 my genie. 48 00:07:11,470 --> 00:07:12,470 Yeah. 49 00:08:48,490 --> 00:08:49,490 Do it. 50 00:08:52,050 --> 00:08:53,050 Yeah. 51 00:08:54,790 --> 00:08:56,230 Yeah, that's good. 52 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,570 Oh, here it comes. 53 00:10:33,150 --> 00:10:34,150 I'm coming. 54 00:10:34,330 --> 00:10:35,330 I'm coming. 55 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,250 Will you go see if they're ready? 56 00:10:51,890 --> 00:10:53,390 Answer your question, dummy. 57 00:10:53,590 --> 00:10:55,710 You just know what it is the fairest of them all. 58 00:11:01,130 --> 00:11:02,130 Good morning. 59 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:03,910 Good morning, darling. 60 00:11:10,630 --> 00:11:12,230 It's a beautiful day, isn't it? 61 00:11:12,910 --> 00:11:13,910 Yes, it is. 62 00:11:15,990 --> 00:11:16,990 Yes? 63 00:11:17,230 --> 00:11:18,230 Breakfast is ready. 64 00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:19,309 Thank you. 65 00:11:19,310 --> 00:11:26,030 Oh, hey, tell with breakfast. Come on back to bed, huh? I wish I could, but I 66 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:27,730 have a full schedule at the hospital today. 67 00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:32,390 Okay, well, at your loss, I serve a better breakfast. 68 00:11:32,590 --> 00:11:33,590 I do know that. 69 00:11:58,510 --> 00:11:59,510 Except do that. 70 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:02,390 Morning, Jane. What's for breakfast this morning? 71 00:12:02,770 --> 00:12:03,770 Sausage and eggs. 72 00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:05,110 Just eggs for me. 73 00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:07,890 I've been eating a little too much sausage lately. 74 00:12:09,490 --> 00:12:10,850 What are your plans this morning? 75 00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:12,590 Oh, nothing special. 76 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,970 I've been meaning to talk to you about Snow, though. 77 00:12:16,510 --> 00:12:17,510 Yes. 78 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,410 Look, I know she doesn't like me. 79 00:12:21,850 --> 00:12:26,050 Thank you, darling. And Lord knows I've tried to make her. Make her understand. 80 00:12:27,219 --> 00:12:30,040 She just doesn't realize what I'm doing is for her own good. 81 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,500 Well, she's still very young. She hasn't made up her mind as yet. 82 00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:35,360 Oh, she's not all that young. 83 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:38,800 She's 19 and she's still Daddy's little girl. 84 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,240 No matter what her age, she's still my daughter. 85 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:46,080 That's just it, honey. That's why she has no direction. 86 00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:49,960 You'll always think of her as your baby, thank you. 87 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,600 I mean, when I was 19, I had a career. 88 00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:58,080 Let's not argue. That's one of the reasons she's left home. Oh, what you 89 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,920 say is I forced her out of the house. 90 00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:01,900 Well, I did. I wanted to. 91 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:09,620 I mean, believe me, I'm only trying to do what's best for her. 92 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,680 I mean, she's got to become productive. 93 00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:15,420 You know, she can't be a pure, innocent little girl for the rest of her life. 94 00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:23,140 Anyway, I set up an appointment for her with my aunt. 95 00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:24,580 Agent today at 3 o 'clock. 96 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,180 And I want you to make sure she keeps it, please. 97 00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:30,780 Well, maybe you're right. 98 00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:35,220 Snow's coming to the hospital this morning to pick up her allowance. 99 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:38,180 I'll make sure she makes the appointment. 100 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:39,640 Oh, beautiful. 101 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:40,659 Thank you. 102 00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:41,660 I'm not going to rush. 103 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:42,960 I'm not ready. 104 00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:45,020 Oh, 105 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:51,500 don't forget, we have that convention this evening. 106 00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:56,610 I have my bags packed already. 107 00:13:57,190 --> 00:14:00,210 I'll be ready. I'm looking forward to it. 108 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:02,830 Please, you know how forgetful you are. 109 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,650 How can you say that? 110 00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:07,470 I never forget. 111 00:14:08,990 --> 00:14:10,910 Bye. Bye, love. 112 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:55,200 Mobile unit 137. 113 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,040 Could you please get me 227 -6000? 114 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:00,820 This is Dr. White. 115 00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:02,340 Morning, Nancy. 116 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,300 I was expecting my daughter this morning. Has she arrived yet? 117 00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:07,260 Please tell her to wait in my office. 118 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:08,920 I should be there shortly. 119 00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:11,880 How can you say snow is the fairest of all? 120 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,020 Oh, you're such a Hollywood square. 121 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:17,580 That's an easy one. 122 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:21,280 She's pure. She's innocent. She's the apple of her daddy's eye. 123 00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:23,800 Oh. That's awful. 124 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,800 Makes her sound like a bar of ivory soap. 125 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:31,740 Why don't we fix up our own little apple? You know, with a love potion 69. 126 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,720 That'll take care of her. 127 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,680 All her pure innocence. 128 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,900 It's the young that I've got to work on. Here, honey. 129 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,920 I don't need to stick around for this. 130 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:46,960 Right. 131 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:52,000 And I know just the way to make her eat it. 132 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:58,570 But won't her daddy be surprised when he sees her belly rise? 133 00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:52,739 Hi, Dad. 134 00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:53,740 Hi, Snow. 135 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,080 How do I look? 136 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,280 Do you like it? 137 00:16:57,580 --> 00:17:00,020 I just bought it. You look adorable. 138 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,940 You know, Joyce and I were talking about you at breakfast this morning. 139 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,060 Don't give me that pouty face. 140 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:10,740 You know Joyce loves you, and she is concerned about you. 141 00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:14,260 I know. 142 00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:18,119 I just wish it could be like it used to be. Just you and me, Dad. 143 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,560 I hate to admit it, but you are growing up. 144 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,800 And Joyce and I love you, but we have a life of our own. 145 00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:29,140 You don't want to be saddled with an old fogey like me around your neck the rest 146 00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:29,999 of your life. 147 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000 Oh, Daddy. 148 00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:34,300 You're no old fogey. Yeah, I know. Just a fogey. 149 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:39,560 No, but seriously, Joyce is concerned. And she does love you, and she set up an 150 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:40,760 interview with her agent. 151 00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,100 With her agent? 152 00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:44,620 Nothing definite. 153 00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:47,200 But would you like training to be an actress? 154 00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:50,970 Gee, I don't know, Dad. 155 00:17:51,590 --> 00:17:53,910 Well, you try. Do it for me, will you? 156 00:17:55,330 --> 00:17:58,130 Okay, just for you, Dad. Here's your dress, Dad. 157 00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,210 I hope I can find it. 158 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:01,830 Yes, here it is. 159 00:18:05,470 --> 00:18:06,670 I'll be down in two seconds. 160 00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:08,110 Thank you. 161 00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:10,210 Elmer J. 162 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,590 Happy? 163 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,240 Mr. Happy's office. 164 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,560 I'm sorry, he's not in at the moment. 165 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:30,800 May I take a message? 166 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,560 Okay, I'll tell him that you called, Mr. Grumpy. 167 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,880 Good to see you. 168 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,240 It's been an awfully long time. Too long. 169 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000 Is Elmer in? 170 00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:47,560 No. Why don't you wait in his office? 171 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,640 He should be back in a half hour. 172 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,860 Yeah, okay, I think I'd like to do that. 173 00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:53,600 I need a favor. 174 00:19:06,419 --> 00:19:08,620 Hello? No, I'm sorry he isn't here right now. 175 00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:12,360 Could you please hold all calls for at least half an hour? 176 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:14,440 Thank you. 177 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,420 Well, what can I do to help you? 178 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,760 Well... The reason I set an appointment up for Snow with Elmer this afternoon is 179 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:30,500 so that you could convince her to come to this masquerade party I'm throwing 180 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:31,500 this evening. 181 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,760 Can't you just ask her? 182 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,640 Oh, God, no. You've got to be kidding. I despise the little brat. 183 00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:40,740 She's coming between my husband and me, you know. 184 00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:47,140 So, I've loaded this apple with a love potion. It'll make her go crazy. 185 00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:52,300 I want her father to realize she's not a pure, innocent little girl. You know 186 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:53,300 what I mean? 187 00:19:54,429 --> 00:19:58,230 Well, listen, Elmer has agreed to give her the red carpet treatment, and I want 188 00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:02,570 you to make sure that she eats the sample before she gets to my house by 9. 189 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:06,070 Well, the apple will take care of the rest of it, huh? 190 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,990 I think that can be arranged. 191 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,910 Seems I can spend after a long time. 192 00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:19,630 I was just thinking the very same thing. 193 00:21:07,690 --> 00:21:09,530 Let me take those pins out. 194 00:21:16,630 --> 00:21:17,770 Feel good. 195 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:34,680 Hmm. 196 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,840 Don't have that allergy, huh? 197 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,260 Well, whenever somebody comes by mouth, I just have to sneeze. 198 00:25:11,980 --> 00:25:13,240 It's hereditary. 199 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,700 All the sneezy sneeze. 200 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,500 Well, it's different. 201 00:25:19,420 --> 00:25:20,420 Feels good. 202 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,960 You're an original lover. 203 00:25:39,530 --> 00:25:40,530 Is this Mr. Happy's office? 204 00:25:40,810 --> 00:25:43,570 Yes, it is. He must be Snow White. Yes, I am. 205 00:25:43,850 --> 00:25:44,850 Okay. 206 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,990 Mr. Happy, Snow White has arrived. 207 00:25:47,330 --> 00:25:48,330 Send her right in. 208 00:25:48,530 --> 00:25:49,530 Okay, thank you. 209 00:25:51,430 --> 00:25:53,110 Come right this way, Mr. Happy. 210 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,000 Oh, man. 211 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,920 Now, stay right there. Let me look at you. 212 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,620 You're much more beautiful than I expected. 213 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:20,920 Do you really think so? 214 00:26:20,940 --> 00:26:21,919 Of course. 215 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,540 I've represented the most beautiful women in Hollywood. The biggest, the 216 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:26,640 best. 217 00:26:26,860 --> 00:26:27,860 You're funny. 218 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,000 Good afternoon, white residence. 219 00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:41,760 Yes, one moment, please. 220 00:26:47,010 --> 00:26:49,930 Mrs. White, it's Miss Meezy from Creative Star Agency. 221 00:26:50,630 --> 00:26:51,630 Thank you, Jane. 222 00:26:55,310 --> 00:26:56,310 Hello? 223 00:26:57,130 --> 00:26:59,350 Snow just got here. She's been happy, love. 224 00:27:00,090 --> 00:27:01,830 Everything is going to be taken care of. 225 00:27:02,930 --> 00:27:03,930 Fabulous. 226 00:27:04,710 --> 00:27:08,690 Another reason I called is to tell you that Aaron Grumpy is casting for his new 227 00:27:08,690 --> 00:27:09,910 show, Charlie's Devils. 228 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:12,330 You just might want to ask him to the party. 229 00:27:12,670 --> 00:27:13,670 Aaron Grumpy? 230 00:27:14,170 --> 00:27:15,870 I'm Grumpy and Goldstein? 231 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,980 Right, the one who produces husky and starch. 232 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,180 What a great idea. 233 00:27:22,900 --> 00:27:25,740 Can you handle the invitation for me? Sure, honey. 234 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:30,680 Oh, and be sure to invite all the freaky people you know. 235 00:27:31,420 --> 00:27:33,020 I'd really like to do that. 236 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:35,020 I'll talk to you later. Goodbye. 237 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:36,220 Ciao. 238 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:42,920 I can see it now. 239 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,900 MGM! Ta -da! 240 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:46,839 Warner Brothers! 241 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:47,840 Ta -da! 242 00:27:48,660 --> 00:27:50,080 Paramount! Ta -da! 243 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,880 Bradley presents Miss Snow White! 244 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:55,140 Ta -da! 245 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,160 I don't want to be a movie star. 246 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,780 You'll meet Robert Redford. Okay. 247 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:04,640 We're off to the studio. 248 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,380 Miss Sneezy, I want you to take Snow to the studio. 249 00:28:12,830 --> 00:28:16,310 Now, take her wardrobe, makeup. It's going to be the red carpet treatment. I 250 00:28:16,310 --> 00:28:17,650 want her to shine at that party tonight. 251 00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:22,170 Now, you take her directly to the party, and I'll meet you there, okay? 252 00:28:23,990 --> 00:28:25,530 She's a wonderful, wonderful girl. 253 00:28:26,690 --> 00:28:28,330 I see you're going to be a star. 254 00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:30,250 Is that your lunch? 255 00:28:31,690 --> 00:28:33,910 No, this is a good luck apple. 256 00:28:37,870 --> 00:28:39,230 Are you ready? Mm -hmm. 257 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:45,440 She's got fiery eyes that glisten. She climbs the ladder of success. 258 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,140 When she talks, nobody listens. 259 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,680 They say she looks just like the rest. 260 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:59,540 Phones that never read seem to make the loudest sound. 261 00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:06,080 She searches for the answers, but her hands are tied and bound. 262 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:08,080 She's a moon. 263 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:33,320 It's crowded at the bottom. You know it's lonely at the top. 264 00:29:33,540 --> 00:29:36,780 When she went, her friends are jealous. 265 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,080 But they're the only friends she's got. 266 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,420 She can't trust someone new. 267 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,600 That girl might steal her part. 268 00:29:47,740 --> 00:29:53,000 Men all think she's beautiful and such an easy mark. 269 00:29:53,580 --> 00:29:56,640 She's a movie star. 270 00:29:57,500 --> 00:30:01,620 Catch her when she falls or she'll break. 271 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,020 It's been so long since I've seen you. 272 00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:19,880 Oh. And who is this lovely child? 273 00:30:20,180 --> 00:30:21,180 Oh, this is Snow White. 274 00:30:21,380 --> 00:30:22,380 Snow White. 275 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,940 Oh, just put yourself in my hands, love. 276 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,800 Oh, you're just gorgeous. 277 00:30:27,220 --> 00:30:28,940 And what are we doing for this young lady? 278 00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:31,960 We have to get her ready for Elmer J. Happy's party tonight. 279 00:30:32,180 --> 00:30:36,240 Mr. Happy's party? Oh, such things will do with her. You just will not believe. 280 00:30:38,220 --> 00:30:42,120 Remember, Bruce, I want it to look like a real show place. 281 00:30:42,810 --> 00:30:45,670 An arena of erotic fun and excitement, huh? 282 00:30:48,230 --> 00:30:52,610 Oh, and while I'm thinking about it, take the bed out and put it in the 283 00:30:52,610 --> 00:30:54,610 room and make it the center of attraction. 284 00:30:55,390 --> 00:30:58,930 Oh, Jesus, I love it. 285 00:30:59,130 --> 00:31:00,710 I simply adore it. 286 00:31:00,930 --> 00:31:05,130 I could put revolving floodlights in the corners and strobes shining on the bed. 287 00:31:05,850 --> 00:31:09,770 Believe me, when I get finished with this place, you'll swear you just 288 00:31:09,770 --> 00:31:10,990 into the Arabian Nights. 289 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,080 I'll come as the queen. 290 00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:18,380 Oh, I thought I was coming as the queen. 291 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,780 You are one, darling. 292 00:31:22,020 --> 00:31:23,820 This is a masquerade. Be original. 293 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,000 Why don't you come as a closet? 294 00:31:27,740 --> 00:31:31,260 You don't have to get so damn bitchy simply because you're one whole lot. 295 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:32,840 What are you, the jealous one? 296 00:31:53,310 --> 00:31:55,570 Jane, what the hell is going on here? 297 00:31:55,770 --> 00:31:57,150 We're having a masquerade ball. 298 00:31:57,670 --> 00:31:58,670 Where's Mrs. White? 299 00:31:58,990 --> 00:32:00,090 She's in the playroom. 300 00:32:00,330 --> 00:32:01,330 Thank you. 301 00:32:06,890 --> 00:32:08,130 Oh, Leo! 302 00:32:10,750 --> 00:32:14,050 Elmer J. Happy called me this afternoon and he asked me to throw this masquerade 303 00:32:14,050 --> 00:32:16,030 party. He's unveiling one of his new lovelies. 304 00:32:16,870 --> 00:32:17,990 Joyce, you forgot. 305 00:32:18,730 --> 00:32:19,730 Oh, no. 306 00:32:19,770 --> 00:32:22,410 I got you this divine Harpo Marx costume. 307 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:23,900 You forgot the convention. 308 00:32:24,460 --> 00:32:25,520 No, I didn't. 309 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:26,800 When is it? 310 00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:30,020 Our airplane leaves in about 45 minutes. 311 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:31,840 Oh, God. 312 00:32:32,060 --> 00:32:33,060 I forgot. 313 00:32:33,180 --> 00:32:36,080 Oh, darling, I'm terribly sorry. 314 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:42,160 It just slipped my mind. Well, I guess you'll have to go without me. 315 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,980 I don't know what I'm going to do with you. 316 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,220 You have to use your head more often. 317 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,600 Oh, I will, darling. I will, I promise. 318 00:32:50,820 --> 00:32:51,820 Starting tonight. 319 00:32:52,140 --> 00:32:54,740 But come here. I want to show you the stand I got for this evening. 320 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,560 Is flight 565 to New York on schedule? 321 00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:02,100 Thank you. 322 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:04,520 Everything okay, darling? 323 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:06,220 Yeah, the flight's on schedule. 324 00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:09,900 I really wish you could join me. 325 00:33:10,820 --> 00:33:12,860 This is going to be an interesting convention. 326 00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:14,460 Don't you think so? 327 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,460 We're going to have lectures on new types of organic compounds. 328 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,160 I'm really sorry. I'm going to miss it. 329 00:33:20,750 --> 00:33:24,610 But you know, I would just absolutely insist that I get this doll party. 330 00:33:26,330 --> 00:33:28,230 I do have my image to maintain. 331 00:33:28,470 --> 00:33:29,470 I understand, dear. 332 00:33:30,130 --> 00:33:34,870 Do try to have a good time without me. Oh, I will try, darling. You know that. 333 00:33:35,690 --> 00:33:37,590 But it's going to be hard without you. 334 00:33:38,410 --> 00:33:39,550 I understand. 335 00:33:40,050 --> 00:33:41,050 I'll walk you to the door. 336 00:33:42,170 --> 00:33:43,410 We've blown it! 337 00:33:44,770 --> 00:33:46,170 What are we going to do now? 338 00:33:46,950 --> 00:33:50,100 I mean, I planned this whole... party just to prove to my husband that this 339 00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:53,380 precious little snow isn't so goddamn pure and innocent. 340 00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:55,440 It's not my fault, you know, Sandy. 341 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:56,800 I just fantasied. 342 00:33:57,300 --> 00:33:59,520 Look, party not total loss. 343 00:34:00,020 --> 00:34:03,380 Aaron Grumpy come look for Star for Charlie's Devils. 344 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,040 That's true. 345 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:10,400 Yeah, but now I have to compete with the sex -crazed virgin thanks to you and 346 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,540 that goddamn apple. 347 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,960 Take him to other room. 348 00:34:14,540 --> 00:34:16,940 Gotta learn to use head once in a while. 349 00:34:20,270 --> 00:34:22,230 That's the second time I've heard that tonight. 350 00:34:23,610 --> 00:34:28,090 So, I invited about 50 guests, and, uh, hey, I hear, uh, loneliness can snow the 351 00:34:28,090 --> 00:34:30,730 apple. So, everything's going pretty well. 352 00:34:30,989 --> 00:34:33,250 I'm pretty happy about it. Oh, hey, Albert, I want to meet that man. 353 00:34:34,170 --> 00:34:36,889 Aaron Grumpy! Hey, I've got someone I want you to meet. 354 00:34:37,090 --> 00:34:39,370 This is Joyce White. 355 00:34:41,489 --> 00:34:47,230 For a moment, I didn't know whether I was meeting the Joyce White or two Yule 356 00:34:47,230 --> 00:34:48,230 Brenners. 357 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,699 Mr. Grumpy, I have heard so much about you. 358 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,580 I've always wanted to be in one of your television programs. 359 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,960 Well, why don't we talk about it sometime? 360 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,240 Why don't we talk about it now, before the party? 361 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,680 I'll do anything to get the lead in your show. 362 00:35:05,940 --> 00:35:07,360 What do you mean by anything? 363 00:35:08,260 --> 00:35:10,580 I think the word is self -explanatory. 364 00:35:11,980 --> 00:35:12,980 What did she say? 365 00:35:14,140 --> 00:35:16,360 You inquired, what do you mean by anything? 366 00:35:16,620 --> 00:35:19,160 She replied, I think the word is self -explanatory. 367 00:35:20,140 --> 00:35:23,840 I'm a very busy man and that's why I don't have time for games. I like 368 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,160 everything spelled out for me. 369 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,500 Elmer is unveiling a new discovery. 370 00:35:28,380 --> 00:35:29,380 Very boring. 371 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,040 Why don't we go to another room and talk about this card? 372 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,120 I'd be delighted, yeah. 373 00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:56,780 Broken heart, picking up pieces of a party long forgotten. 374 00:35:57,260 --> 00:36:03,620 Oh, I wish I could go back, figure out the reason. Wonder how it ever got 375 00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:08,640 started. I was by the front foot up against the post. 376 00:36:08,940 --> 00:36:09,940 Radio. 377 00:36:47,690 --> 00:36:50,190 It feels so good. Oh, baby, look it. 378 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:51,750 Oh, yeah. 379 00:36:52,530 --> 00:36:53,530 Oh. 380 00:36:56,630 --> 00:36:57,630 Oh. 381 00:36:58,770 --> 00:36:59,770 Oh. 382 00:36:59,970 --> 00:37:00,970 Oh, 383 00:37:11,130 --> 00:37:12,850 take it all. 384 00:37:13,830 --> 00:37:17,450 Oh. Oh, suck me. 385 00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:26,900 your name anyway? 386 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:28,460 Oh, baby. 387 00:37:29,020 --> 00:37:30,220 Oh, turn it shut. 388 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,260 Oh, yeah, right there. 389 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:34,960 Oh, do it, baby. 390 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:36,319 Oh, yeah. 391 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,218 Oh, yeah. 392 00:37:37,220 --> 00:37:39,580 Oh, just turn it right around the head. 393 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:40,920 Oh, yeah. 394 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000 Oh, suck it. 395 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,120 Oh, yeah. 396 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,440 How'd that feel, baby? 397 00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:31,100 Oh. 398 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:33,700 Better 399 00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:43,800 boy. 400 00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:14,260 Isn't everyone going to take you? 401 00:40:15,140 --> 00:40:16,740 No, it's not going to happen. 402 00:40:17,660 --> 00:40:20,560 Aaron hasn't been around for about two and a quarter years. 403 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,500 That's why I'm crying. 404 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:27,620 I do all this sucking. 405 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:51,680 Oh. 406 00:40:52,420 --> 00:40:53,420 Mmm. 407 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:56,560 Oh, I'm gonna make it dry. 408 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:55,840 Ah! 409 00:43:06,060 --> 00:43:07,580 Oh baby. 410 00:43:08,060 --> 00:43:10,960 Oh, you've got the nicest ass. 411 00:44:17,390 --> 00:44:18,390 My dick. 412 00:44:18,890 --> 00:44:21,350 Oh, Jay, my dick. 413 00:44:27,090 --> 00:44:28,090 Ouch. 414 00:44:30,770 --> 00:44:33,790 Oh, that feels so horrible. It's good. 415 00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:38,450 Oh, that hurts so good. 416 00:44:46,570 --> 00:44:47,570 Good. 417 00:44:53,030 --> 00:44:54,290 Oh, yeah, yeah. 418 00:44:54,650 --> 00:44:56,390 Attention! Attention, everybody! 419 00:44:57,330 --> 00:44:59,030 Attention! Come on, stop talking. 420 00:44:59,310 --> 00:45:03,470 Admiral J. Happy happily introduces the face. 421 00:46:40,970 --> 00:46:42,930 I want to fuck everybody tonight. 422 00:46:43,790 --> 00:46:46,370 It's so corny. Fuck me. 423 00:46:46,650 --> 00:46:47,650 Fuck me. 424 00:46:58,550 --> 00:46:59,550 That's it. 425 00:46:59,570 --> 00:47:00,570 Yeah. 426 00:47:01,090 --> 00:47:02,830 Eat it. Eat it. Good. 427 00:47:04,190 --> 00:47:05,190 Wow, 428 00:47:06,170 --> 00:47:07,170 hell with the drinks. 429 00:47:07,450 --> 00:47:08,670 Get her on the bar. 430 00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:23,250 Eat that pussy. 431 00:47:24,310 --> 00:47:25,310 Eat it. 432 00:47:25,510 --> 00:47:27,030 All right. Look at that. 433 00:48:04,420 --> 00:48:05,920 Come on now, it's my turn. 434 00:48:47,110 --> 00:48:49,390 Oh, what a hole, man. 435 00:48:49,990 --> 00:48:51,390 Yeah, it's all the fun. 436 00:48:51,990 --> 00:48:55,350 Ah, you could have some fun, too. Come on, let's go. 437 00:48:55,590 --> 00:48:56,990 Let me have a turn, man. 438 00:48:57,390 --> 00:49:00,430 All right, take numbers, man. We'll take numbers over here. 439 00:49:01,450 --> 00:49:02,450 Let's go. 440 00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:24,560 Look at that. Whoo! 441 00:49:52,110 --> 00:49:53,110 I'm ready. 442 00:49:53,730 --> 00:49:55,810 Oh, baby, I want you to come. 443 00:49:56,130 --> 00:49:57,310 Put her on the floor. 444 00:49:57,730 --> 00:50:00,650 Yeah, put her on the floor. Come on, man. Go, go, 445 00:50:01,450 --> 00:50:04,830 go, go, go, go, go, go. 446 00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:29,640 Fuckin' bastard Carter. 447 00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:11,640 Next. 448 00:51:22,700 --> 00:51:23,700 I'm coming. 449 00:51:35,740 --> 00:51:39,400 But, Elmer, there must be some more people you can get. 450 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,000 I'm afraid not. They're all spent. 451 00:51:44,740 --> 00:51:45,860 Mr. Grumpy. 452 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,380 You haven't met my latest discovery. 453 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:51,580 Miss Snow White. 454 00:51:53,700 --> 00:51:55,740 My God, you're ravishing. 455 00:51:57,180 --> 00:51:58,180 You're handsome. 456 00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:00,880 Excuse me, I didn't get that. 457 00:52:01,300 --> 00:52:03,220 Get away, God damn it, and leave us alone. 458 00:52:07,340 --> 00:52:10,160 Come with me, my beauty. I'm going to make you a star. 459 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:20,600 Didn't Durante say that? 460 00:52:21,830 --> 00:52:25,210 Aaron never said anything original in his entire life. 461 00:52:34,030 --> 00:52:37,350 For some reason, I have an awful craving for an apple. 462 00:52:40,130 --> 00:52:41,890 I don't have any apples. 463 00:52:44,610 --> 00:52:46,210 But I do want to love you. 464 00:52:46,470 --> 00:52:48,090 And I want to do it just once. 465 00:52:49,310 --> 00:52:50,670 And it will be beautiful. 466 00:52:51,180 --> 00:52:54,020 Why once? You haven't had a woman since 1946. 467 00:52:54,780 --> 00:53:01,740 Yeah, I was in my 39 Chevrolet at a drive -in. The movie was It 468 00:53:01,740 --> 00:53:03,140 Happened One Night. 469 00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:04,640 Did you enjoy it? 470 00:53:04,860 --> 00:53:07,300 I loved it, so she put popcorn up my ass. 471 00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:31,760 Thank you. 472 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:14,040 Thank you. 473 00:55:00,860 --> 00:55:01,860 All right. 474 00:56:14,790 --> 00:56:16,770 Please, do it to me again. 475 00:56:17,570 --> 00:56:18,590 Only once. 476 00:56:19,430 --> 00:56:21,750 You mean you're going to wait another 38 years? 477 00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:24,940 every other chick in Hollywood. 478 00:56:38,420 --> 00:56:42,500 Mirror, mirror on the wall, Joyce White is fairest of all. 479 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:47,980 With all her charm and wit, she will be the star of Aaron Groovey's new hit. 480 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:53,360 With all your charm and all your wit, Joycey baby, I gotta tell you... Full of 481 00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:56,040 shit. It says right here. 482 00:56:56,300 --> 00:57:01,040 It's Snow White that joined Charlie's Devils. Hey, sorry, Joyce. 483 00:57:02,540 --> 00:57:03,760 Fuck, shit. 484 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:05,200 Goddamn. 485 00:57:10,700 --> 00:57:11,700 Lois, 486 00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:16,380 put me through to Elmer J. Happy right this minute. 487 00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:18,620 Of course this is Joyce White. 488 00:57:45,259 --> 00:57:48,700 Yes? Is this Miss Derpy? Yes. Miss Derpy's closet? 489 00:57:49,020 --> 00:57:51,860 Yes. I have a collect call from someone named Charlie. 490 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:53,120 A collect call? 491 00:57:53,580 --> 00:57:54,580 I'll accept. 492 00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:55,720 Go ahead, please. 493 00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:57,299 Hi, Charlie. 494 00:57:57,300 --> 00:57:58,360 What can I do for you? 495 00:57:58,640 --> 00:57:59,640 This is important. 496 00:57:59,860 --> 00:58:00,860 Where are the other girls? 497 00:58:01,180 --> 00:58:04,060 I made an excuse to get them out of the home because their boyfriends are coming 498 00:58:04,060 --> 00:58:05,060 over tonight. 499 00:58:05,180 --> 00:58:06,380 Why are you in heat again? 500 00:58:06,700 --> 00:58:07,720 I'm ashamed of you. 501 00:58:08,060 --> 00:58:11,680 I never said I was an angel, Charlie, did I? 502 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:18,220 I called to tell you to be careful. Mad little turd has broken out of prison and 503 00:58:18,220 --> 00:58:19,460 has sworn revenge on you. 504 00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:21,900 Oh, my God. What are we going to do? 505 00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:26,820 We? Don't you ever watch the show? Nobody knows me. 506 00:58:27,380 --> 00:58:29,680 I'm going to the theater. What are you going to do? 507 00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:31,680 Cut. 508 00:58:32,620 --> 00:58:33,620 How's the sound? 509 00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:35,080 Sounds okay. 510 00:58:35,260 --> 00:58:37,100 How about the picture? Really good. 511 00:58:39,420 --> 00:58:42,020 Okay. Let's get on to this scene 27. 512 00:58:42,830 --> 00:58:44,430 This is where the villain comes in. 513 00:58:45,590 --> 00:58:47,550 Where's Bashful at? Come in, Bashful. 514 00:58:48,290 --> 00:58:49,290 I'm ready to go, Eric. 515 00:58:49,630 --> 00:58:53,930 Look, Bash, you've got to be a very strong energy level. 516 00:58:54,190 --> 00:58:57,470 He said, I want you to put out everything you can. 517 00:58:57,730 --> 00:58:58,730 Do you really understand? 518 00:58:58,930 --> 00:59:00,150 Yeah, I think I can do it. 519 00:59:01,450 --> 00:59:05,270 What the? Look at his hair, for Christ's sake. He looks like little orphan 520 00:59:05,270 --> 00:59:08,350 Annie. Christ, he could have scared the balls off a monkey. 521 00:59:09,030 --> 00:59:10,030 Where's the wardrobe? 522 00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:12,380 Give me, come on in here. 523 00:59:16,460 --> 00:59:18,020 Jesus Christ, give him some makeup. 524 00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,040 Put some right on his hair. 525 00:59:21,580 --> 00:59:22,640 All that down, good. 526 00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:25,160 Get it over on the other side more. 527 00:59:26,420 --> 00:59:27,420 Jesus Christ. 528 00:59:30,100 --> 00:59:31,840 Who does your hair for crying out loud? 529 00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:43,480 Remember, I want you to rough her up. 530 00:59:43,740 --> 00:59:47,540 She sent you to prison just because you killed her father. 531 00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,580 You've got a right to be mad. 532 00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:53,240 Yeah, but you don't really want me to hurt her, do you? 533 00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:59,500 She doesn't mind. That's her thing. You're the director. 534 01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:01,240 You've got it. 535 01:00:03,380 --> 01:00:04,380 Places. 536 01:00:13,450 --> 01:00:14,129 Sound tape. 537 01:00:14,130 --> 01:00:15,130 Ready to roll. 538 01:00:15,810 --> 01:00:16,810 Roll sound. 539 01:00:17,190 --> 01:00:18,190 Speed. 540 01:00:19,850 --> 01:00:21,650 Roll camera. 541 01:00:22,050 --> 01:00:23,050 Rolling. 542 01:00:23,570 --> 01:00:24,570 Mark it. 543 01:00:25,330 --> 01:00:26,330 101H, take two. 544 01:00:27,150 --> 01:00:28,150 Action. 545 01:00:29,430 --> 01:00:32,650 I wonder where he put this so he would never find it. 546 01:00:33,910 --> 01:00:35,790 He'll never look it up. 547 01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:50,080 away from that oven oh my god gun you hid there remember me baby mad 548 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:56,680 dog turk yeah no slammer was big enough to hold me now 549 01:00:56,680 --> 01:01:03,480 you're gonna get yours oh geez that 550 01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:09,520 looks great like you didn't even see it coming i get a feeling about that 551 01:01:27,370 --> 01:01:28,930 That's a prayer at half hour large. 552 01:01:30,170 --> 01:01:31,170 Are you okay? 553 01:01:31,490 --> 01:01:34,950 Oh, I think so, but why didn't you do that anyway? 554 01:01:35,390 --> 01:01:36,850 Mr. Grumpy changed his script. 555 01:01:37,130 --> 01:01:40,130 Yeah, well, he didn't tell me about it. He likes surprises. 556 01:01:40,410 --> 01:01:42,490 I hope it looks good on film. 557 01:01:42,910 --> 01:01:44,010 Well, I'm going to have some lunch. 558 01:01:44,370 --> 01:01:48,070 Oh, listen, why don't you have some with me, Snow? Walk down to the commissary 559 01:01:48,070 --> 01:01:48,988 and get something. 560 01:01:48,990 --> 01:01:51,970 I don't want to be tempted. I'm on a very special apple diet. 561 01:01:52,210 --> 01:01:54,410 Well, I'll just order something in, okay? 562 01:01:59,950 --> 01:02:00,749 Hey, hey, Joe. 563 01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:02,890 Ham and cheese sandwich and a beer, please. What? 564 01:02:03,330 --> 01:02:05,070 Ham and cheese sandwich and a beer. 565 01:02:05,390 --> 01:02:08,350 There's no beer in the lot I just said. Oh, Pepsi, then. 566 01:02:08,630 --> 01:02:09,630 Okay. 567 01:02:10,990 --> 01:02:12,990 No, that'll be coming pretty soon. Thanks. 568 01:02:18,250 --> 01:02:19,250 Something's wrong. 569 01:02:20,170 --> 01:02:22,350 I don't feel so good. What is it, Snow? 570 01:02:22,810 --> 01:02:25,850 Help! Help! Someone get a doctor! Fast! Call an ambulance! 571 01:02:26,150 --> 01:02:27,150 Someone help! 572 01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:32,280 Snow, are you all right? So fainted. Quick, get a doctor. Someone help. Fast, 573 01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:33,480 get a doctor. 574 01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:35,120 I had that part. 575 01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:41,020 What happened? Oh, Elmer, you didn't tune it out. 576 01:03:10,890 --> 01:03:16,110 that contract he said he'd be back he said it was my part and now snow has it 577 01:03:16,110 --> 01:03:22,950 there's only one person that could have done this one lousy person elmer 578 01:03:22,950 --> 01:03:27,670 when i get a hold of you elmer j happy when i get a hold of you 579 01:03:45,460 --> 01:03:49,720 Where are you, you son of a bitch? When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna knock 580 01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:50,780 your dick in the dirt! 581 01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:53,500 You dirty devil! 582 01:03:54,140 --> 01:03:56,020 Lassie! Son of a bitch! 583 01:03:57,280 --> 01:04:01,280 Bastard! That poor in Charlie's devil's with mine and you've got snow in it! 584 01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:02,480 Take it easy, Joyce. 585 01:04:02,540 --> 01:04:05,940 I got news for you. Yeah, well, I got news for you and none of it's good. 586 01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:12,360 Peace? 587 01:04:15,020 --> 01:04:15,939 part for you. 588 01:04:15,940 --> 01:04:19,720 I've got a part for you. In the biggest movie of the year. In the biggest movie 589 01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:20,618 of the year. 590 01:04:20,620 --> 01:04:24,540 Francis Ford cappuccinos. Francis Ford cappuccinos. The Godmother. 591 01:04:24,820 --> 01:04:25,738 The what? 592 01:04:25,740 --> 01:04:26,740 You're kidding. 593 01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:28,560 No. Aaron Grumpy's producing it. 594 01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:30,160 He wants me? 595 01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:31,320 Yes. 596 01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:36,440 He said your performance the other weekend was the greatest he'd ever been 597 01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:37,399 involved in. 598 01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:41,020 Now, don't be surprised if he pops in your house this evening. 599 01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:44,000 He didn't even touch me. 600 01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:49,060 This is a new errand. He called me 15 times to make up this evening with you. 601 01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:51,820 Yeah, well, this evening's fine. 602 01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:55,300 I think there's some way to get Leo out of the house. 603 01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:08,540 That'll be all, Miss Sneezy. 604 01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:14,520 Could you have this typed up and on my desk in 15 minutes? 605 01:05:14,740 --> 01:05:15,740 Yes, sir. Thank you. 606 01:05:17,100 --> 01:05:18,100 Congratulations, Joyce. 607 01:05:18,220 --> 01:05:19,220 Yes, congratulations. 608 01:05:22,780 --> 01:05:24,620 What is the part involved? 609 01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:26,200 Oh, it's easy. 610 01:05:26,220 --> 01:05:32,140 You just have to carry around this horse's head, a bag of quick -drying 611 01:05:32,420 --> 01:05:36,360 put cotton in your cheeks, and go, talk. 612 01:05:42,890 --> 01:05:43,890 Thought you could. 613 01:05:44,310 --> 01:05:45,650 You're the best agent. 614 01:05:46,030 --> 01:05:47,030 I know it. 615 01:05:47,170 --> 01:05:48,210 Aren't you happy? 616 01:05:48,950 --> 01:05:49,950 You're a sweetheart. 617 01:05:50,770 --> 01:05:52,010 I still get 10%. 618 01:06:24,940 --> 01:06:31,260 I'm afraid I took matters into my own hands. The world must be nuts. 619 01:06:32,820 --> 01:06:35,760 They thought Paul Revere was the original Minuteman. 620 01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:39,640 Mr. 621 01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:48,560 Grumpy's here to see you, ma 'am. From the World 2 show, there he is. 622 01:06:48,780 --> 01:06:51,960 Aaron! What an unexpected surprise. 623 01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:55,200 I'm so glad you could come. Oh, gosh. 624 01:06:55,420 --> 01:06:58,660 I got something for you. I have some contracts you want to sign. 625 01:06:59,060 --> 01:07:00,280 What kind of contracts? 626 01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:01,299 For what? 627 01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:03,300 It's for Godmother's part one, two, and three. 628 01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:05,380 Three of them? Isn't that neat? 629 01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:07,940 I can't believe it. I thought you'd like that. 630 01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:09,720 Let's take a look. 631 01:07:09,820 --> 01:07:10,820 You want to see them? 632 01:07:16,940 --> 01:07:20,580 No, no, no. I think we can sign these later, don't you? 633 01:07:20,860 --> 01:07:22,840 Well, I got some things for tonight, too. 634 01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:24,380 Yes, I see. 635 01:07:24,700 --> 01:07:26,820 You certainly have a way with words. 636 01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:30,760 Yeah, my brother's a farmer. 637 01:07:31,020 --> 01:07:32,020 I can tell. 638 01:07:33,260 --> 01:07:35,640 Listen, I can't even deal with these at the moment. 639 01:07:36,060 --> 01:07:37,880 Oh, I had a hard day. 640 01:07:38,540 --> 01:07:42,640 Let's see what we can do. 641 01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:44,840 Oh, this looks like fun. 642 01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:48,500 Oh, such an evening I have planned for you. 643 01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:51,240 Oh, this sounds great. I need a good evening. 644 01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:01,359 Not yet. 645 01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:02,580 I think I'm putting on a pound. 646 01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:08,940 Get over there. 647 01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:10,560 Yeah, get in there. 648 01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:13,220 Yeah, just, you know, sit down. Waste time. 649 01:08:14,460 --> 01:08:15,620 I'll get behind you. 650 01:08:21,140 --> 01:08:22,399 That feels great. 651 01:08:22,979 --> 01:08:24,160 When did you get this thing? 652 01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:27,960 Oh, God, it's been a long time since you've been here. 653 01:08:59,850 --> 01:09:00,850 you know 654 01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:04,600 Hi. Is that your maid? 655 01:10:05,440 --> 01:10:06,880 Jane. Come in, Jane. 656 01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:11,100 Care to join us? 657 01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:14,180 Sure would. What took you so long to ask? 658 01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:16,180 We didn't see you. We just saw you. 659 01:10:18,700 --> 01:10:21,220 Take those shoes off and join me. 660 01:10:22,460 --> 01:10:23,460 Here. 661 01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:26,900 Take those shoes off. 662 01:10:53,230 --> 01:10:59,490 I had no... I had no idea you would like this, James. 663 01:11:00,070 --> 01:11:02,010 It's a good way to end that today. 664 01:11:02,330 --> 01:11:03,830 Well, I'm sure glad you are. 665 01:11:55,530 --> 01:11:56,530 Who are you? 666 01:11:56,790 --> 01:11:57,930 I'm Dr. Charming. 667 01:11:58,370 --> 01:12:00,510 Where am I? What am I doing here? 668 01:12:01,090 --> 01:12:02,390 You're at the medical center. 669 01:12:03,290 --> 01:12:06,250 You were stricken with a heartbreak of apple bio -itis. 670 01:12:08,150 --> 01:12:09,150 Don't be afraid. 671 01:12:10,110 --> 01:12:11,330 You'll be all right now. 672 01:12:11,610 --> 01:12:12,610 I'm not afraid. 673 01:12:12,810 --> 01:12:16,390 I just had the strangest feeling come over me when you kissed me. 674 01:12:16,770 --> 01:12:17,830 Would you do it again? 675 01:12:18,210 --> 01:12:19,210 My pleasure. 676 01:12:27,470 --> 01:12:30,790 Here, lie down over here so I can suck your cock. 677 01:13:36,139 --> 01:13:37,139 Something. 678 01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:40,120 Oh, that feels good. 679 01:13:43,860 --> 01:13:44,860 Come on. 680 01:13:47,140 --> 01:13:48,960 I like that. 681 01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:53,740 You know, just the thing to do, Erin. 682 01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:06,640 It's awful, isn't it? 683 01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:08,640 It's going crazy. 684 01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:11,600 How's that feeling? 685 01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:16,460 Is it going on? 686 01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:19,880 Yeah, no, it's good. 687 01:14:20,860 --> 01:14:21,860 How's that? 688 01:14:43,750 --> 01:14:44,750 Work it. 689 01:14:45,030 --> 01:14:46,030 Work it. 690 01:14:50,430 --> 01:14:52,590 Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. 691 01:14:58,770 --> 01:15:05,550 Now you guys are doing good, 692 01:15:05,550 --> 01:15:06,690 good. 693 01:15:08,230 --> 01:15:09,250 Work it. 694 01:15:47,050 --> 01:15:48,850 Your mouth is so good. 695 01:16:36,690 --> 01:16:38,430 Yeah, that's great 696 01:16:38,430 --> 01:16:43,790 Yeah, 697 01:16:45,470 --> 01:16:46,470 let's do it 698 01:17:13,420 --> 01:17:14,940 Joyce, we have a contract. 699 01:17:15,180 --> 01:17:16,180 Just sign. 700 01:17:16,900 --> 01:17:18,020 On one condition. 701 01:17:19,220 --> 01:17:23,300 I get the anti -shame phase full goody as part of my contract. 702 01:17:25,260 --> 01:17:26,440 Even with your family? 703 01:17:27,700 --> 01:17:28,700 Especially. 704 01:17:30,260 --> 01:17:31,260 Got it. 705 01:17:40,620 --> 01:17:42,840 Jane, you'll take me to the shower, won't you? 706 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,240 I sure will, Grumpy. 707 01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:52,640 All right, 708 01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:53,860 Aaron. Run away. 709 01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:57,480 Mr. Grumpy, are you able to shower now? Yes, I am. 710 01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:01,900 Jane, you may go in my bath, too, please. I sure will, I think. Remember, 711 01:18:01,900 --> 01:18:02,900 .m. 712 01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:05,160 We start. 713 01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:07,680 I'll send my chauffeur to the car. 714 01:18:25,759 --> 01:18:27,440 Mirror, mirror on the wall. 715 01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:31,140 What the hell's going on here? 716 01:18:31,700 --> 01:18:35,860 It's all right, baby. Look, I'll be with you in just a second. I guess there's 717 01:18:35,860 --> 01:18:37,060 only one thing to say. 718 01:18:38,940 --> 01:18:40,420 So long, sweetheart. 719 01:18:41,100 --> 01:18:43,300 Hey, man, wait for me, boogie. I'm going too. 720 01:18:43,580 --> 01:18:44,860 Oh, you too, Jeannie. 721 01:18:45,380 --> 01:18:49,380 It's okay. You'll get along without us. There's another fantasy coming along 722 01:18:49,380 --> 01:18:50,380 right now. 723 01:18:52,460 --> 01:18:54,020 Mirror, mirror on the wall. 724 01:18:54,540 --> 01:18:55,560 Is anybody in there? 725 01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:56,920 Hello? 726 01:18:57,380 --> 01:18:58,920 Bob, are you in there? 727 01:18:59,940 --> 01:19:01,640 I missed my plane. 728 01:19:02,340 --> 01:19:04,300 I guess I lost my job. 729 01:19:05,260 --> 01:19:06,920 I am your fantasy. 730 01:19:07,740 --> 01:19:09,440 Oh, I tell you are. 731 01:19:13,480 --> 01:19:14,480 Hollywood. 732 01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:16,960 My fucking town. 733 01:19:17,580 --> 01:19:19,280 And I love it.